There is a certain kind of kid who actually enjoys military school; I hope I never meet that kid. and ordered out of our bunks, I turned over and said, “Forget it.” When a dorm sergeant took a brass belt buckle I’d just polished, spit on it, handed it back to me and said, “Do it again,” I tossed the buckle back to him and said, “I already polished it. You’ve never been in the actual military, so what are those? To spare myself the useless aggravation of having my denials fall on deaf ears, I would just cop to everything. I didn’t know what it meant at the time, but I knew I wanted no part of it.
Francis was supposed to turn in his Bentley Flying Spur and Cadillac Escalade as part of his bankruptcy filing two years ago. Francis told CNNMoney that he isn't worried about getting extradited because this is a civil case, not a criminal one. It's not the first time that Francis has had a brush with the law.
He was convicted in 2013 of a misdemeanor assault against a woman and sentenced to 270 days in jail. "I will clarify that the assault conviction was a misdemeanor and it is still being appealed," said Francis, in an email.
If life is a ride, which it surely is, then mine has got to be the balls-out wildest roller coaster in the park.
I don’t mind: I know any life is going to have its ups and downs. What I actually got was a few days of suspension and the principal’s smirking remark to my mother that “If all children were like Joe, then people wouldn’t have children.” When I was seven, my father announced that the family was moving across the country.
Francis made millions through Girls Gone Wild, a series of softcore videos in which young drunk ladies were coaxed into disrobing for the camera.